Archive for December, 2009

Posted: December 31, 2009 in animals

HQ Celebrity – Natasha Henstridge.jpg

Posted: December 30, 2009 in animals

Boring….The judges have indicated that this awesome photo of Ms. Henstridge is tied for her prior photo at No. “I don’t even know”…..These dopes need to be….well, I won’t go there….Just think of watching a recent Lindsay Lohan movie with your eyes open…..

HQ Celebrity – Lucy Pinder.JPG

Posted: December 30, 2009 in animals

Gee, I thought it would take forever to get Lucy Pinder on the list….But after setting a Lucy Pinder popper at each of the judge’s place sittings for dinner, I think it dawned on them that she is worthy….At No. 25 of this ridiculous list….

HQ Celebrity – Janice Dickinson.jpg

Posted: December 30, 2009 in animals

OMG, the judicial idiots have chosen one of the most irritatin’ women in the wide-wide world (well, MY wide-wide world of Wisconsin) as No. 26….Yikes!…Janice Dickinson…..Sigh…..

HQ Celebrity – Hayden Panettiere.jpg

Posted: December 30, 2009 in animals

Sorry Hayden….The Countdown Characters didn’t think you were showing enough leg in this photo….Personally, I’d advocate for an exception for this photo, but the last time I did that I was lashed to the side of a whaling ship in a brutal storm, ala Moby Dick!!…But you, too, shall return to the Countdown….Promise!

HQ Celebrity – Mariah Carey 6.jpg

Posted: December 30, 2009 in animals

Yikes, are you guys (aka, “judges”) nuts?…They kept this Mariah Carey off the Countdown because she was not looking serious enough….As if most of the choices to date had these wonderfully-legged women looking their most serious…..Someone kidnap these turkeys (aka, “judicial turkeys”)…..

HQ Celebrity – Mariah Carey 18.jpg

Posted: December 30, 2009 in animals

This Mariah Carey did not make the list either….But she will certainly be appearing ON the list later….The judges loved her gawgeous legs, but thought she was looking a bit too morose in this shot….As if my eyes ever made it that high!!!….Wow, I need help….Judges, please help me…..Or anyone, anyone, anyone???